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One-Armed Scissor

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
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one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.
To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.
by Turnspike February 11, 2003
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One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly
I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.
by therealjacobi October 5, 2019
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one-child policy

A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.
It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
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One Direction

Possibly world's bestest and biggest boyband. Dumb people say they're only famous for their looks, but it's so much more than that. They can definitely sing and write songs. It's very difficult to name any bad song of theirs, because there are none. And from naive people's view, they think that One Direction fanbase composed of only those crazy teenagers. But damn! ONE DIRECTION FANDOM CONSIST OF TEENS(definitely), kids, and even older people. The best thing about One Direction is, they're so much more than a band. They saved millions of lives through their music and just by being themselves, which a lot of people will never understand because they need to get the fuck outta here and go buy a brain. Their fans are called "Directioners" and please don't bother messing with a Directioner, or else they'll make you feel as uncomfortable as humanly as possible. I swear you've probably heard the "craziness" of One Direction atleast once in a lifetime.
Person: Why are you so obsessed over One Direction? They don't even know you
Directioner: Why are you breathing? You're gonna die anyway.
by I don't like 1D June 3, 2018
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One Direction

A band that makes parents go the other direction
by Fieldhockey90315 December 31, 2014
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one-man party

When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.
Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."
by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010
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