Narf

The adult version of the verb and adjective forms of "smurf", as used by the noun version (i.e. when Smurfs say smurf or smurfy).

It's a Narfy day out. That's a Narfy dress you got on. That wasn't a very Narfy thing to do. I wanna Narf you in the anus.

by Narfy July 25, 2008

Narf

1. A useless interjection that may be used by some sort of idiot.

2.A) Slang for throw up

2.B) Slang for the action of throwing up

1. That idiot Bob is so annoying! All he does for fun is go around an say "NARF!" in peoples faces!

2.A) ughhh...disgusting..look at that narf....yuck!

2.B) Oh Gross... He narfed all over the pillows!

by Metrian July 31, 2008

Narfing

Narfing = Nothing, really. Just a word I made up to get another link to Chris Horner to proclaim to the world that he's no bumper! Chris don't bump!

"I wanted a whole bunch of people to see what a bumper Horner isn't, so I invented the word Narfing"
- Stooo

by Stooo May 29, 2003

NarfKnuckle

Method of transporting semenal fluid overseas, without those annoying shipping fees. Uses new techonology availible only in Cubastan and reverses the matrix to that of a french stripper.

Did you see that porn yesterday? Yeah, my gf sent it to me with narfknuckle.

by Wheelie December 14, 2003

Narfulate

To go crazy because of extreme stress,and feel like your stomach is going to fall out of your vagina.

Ugh! I'm so narfulated right now. Finals are next week!

by Clamshell June 24, 2006

NARF

A word that has no meaning
deragatory term for an idiot
an exclamaition of joy
an lame excuse for a curse word
also Nerd Ass Rear Fucker!

johnny: Alice wanna go out some time?
Alice: Ewww Your such a narf!
Or
Seara:Kelsey, wanna go to the mall
Kelsey: o shit my narf of a little bro stole my money!
Both: NARF!!!!!!!

by Masturbator! March 27, 2008

NARF

nigger ass reefer fuck

that nigga ova there hitting the joint is a NARF

by giterdun April 17, 2008