Nolan

Nolan a very good person usually a bit on the thick and sensitive side.You and Nolan may get in fights but everything will go fine

Person1:Wow Nolan is nice.
Person2:yes.

by Thatboicoolman October 18, 2019

nolan'd

to be killed on an online video game in a shameful manner.

john: damn you see garry just got owned by that level 36
billy: damn rofl he must feel like a retard
john: lool he just got nolan'd

by garrylikespie August 24, 2009

Nolan

A person who deserves better and is the cutest person ever #nolandolan ♥️

Fan girl: Nolan deserves better

Fan girl 2: yeah his brothers treat him like shit.

(I just got bored )

by Caca :) June 6, 2018

noinot

when it just not fucking you

police: did you rob this bank

criminal: noinot

by wizardweiner November 27, 2018

Nalini

A bitch to her enemies but a good friend so don’t get on her bad side

Nalini is great, but don’t get on her bad side.

by Bruv111222453 November 30, 2020

The Old Nolan

The exploits of Nolan, a man who's sexual prowess, ability to consume large amounts of alcohol, and the deeds he performs during these bouts of intoxication have made him famous around the world. The legend of "The Old Nolan" is an act that occurs when a man and a woman are having anal sex while in the shower. The act happens when a man pounds his woman partner so hard that she loses control of her bowls during the mans recoil (the backward momentum of a gun when discharged), leaving fecal matter on the shower floor. The turd must then be disposed of so the man makes the woman perform the drain stomp to force the poop down the drain, having a similar effect to making spaghetti out of play-doh. Luckily this occurs in the shower which results in momentary disgust and immediate clean-up.

We were both all sweaty after having wild animalistic sex, so we moved into the shower. Things picked up again and I ended up stickin my flesh musket into her mud tunnel, next thing I know I'm pulling out and she defecated on the floor. It was then that I realized that I've just joined the ranks of elite group of men who have successfully performed The Old Nolan.

by Old Nolan October 23, 2012

Nolan

bitch it's me, and I read all of y'alls Nolan definitions, and they are the biggest lies ever.

Did you hear about Nolan? Yeah, me neither.

by Nolang2005 July 30, 2018