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sleeper asshole

one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole
she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!
by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019
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Sleeper Cock

A penis so damn huge, that it doesn't get hard. This bad boy is typically 10 to 14 inches big and is carried around by a 6'4 brolic black man, the best example being OG Mudbone.
That ho just took my sleeper cock like a baby chode!
by PoppaBert May 25, 2018
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kitchen sleeper

This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.
"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."
by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018
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Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.
Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012
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Sleeper profile

A profile created on a social networking site to lurk/troll people without fear of being blocked.
Sean and Buttram created sleeper profiles so they wouldn't get blocked anymore.
by goddamnbuttram February 22, 2011
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Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.
I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.
by lurpy101 June 15, 2011
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Sleeper Meme

A Sleeper Meme, much like a regular meme, is an attempt at cultural humor. However its distinction lies in that the material of the meme has been around for a long time, but lies dormant, mostly forgotten. Once rediscovered, its sudden explosion in popularity activates its audience much like a code would to a sleeper agent.
ALL Spongebob memes are Sleeper Memes.
Hey man, do you remember the Fitnessgram Pacer Test?

OH dude I remember that! That's such a Sleeper Meme!
by ScooterPThompson September 6, 2018
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