knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020

Sour Nightmares

The opposite of "Sweet Dreams". Telling someone to have Sour Nightmares means you don't want them to sleep well or have good dreams. Instead, you want their sleep to be bad, unsettling, or even terrifying.

Guy 1: "I'm going to bed."
Guy 2: "Sour Nightmares."
Guy 1: "Don't you mean Sweet Dreams?"
Guy 2: "No."

by TheFiend138 February 14, 2018

Nightmare flip

When two drugs with opposing effects are administered at once for a novel experience. Typically a deliriant and a Psychedelic.

Wow, he just nightmare flipped Datura and LSD!

The teenager died from nightmare flipping DPH and psilocybin.

by Karix February 18, 2022

Nigerian Nightmare

The act of waking up in the morning and wondering if you were sexually violated by a black man last night, when in reality, you were.

"Dude did you make it home last night?"
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".

by alanx303 January 30, 2010

wet nightmare

when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.

last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious

by TUhippy April 27, 2006

wet nightmare

Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something

"Frodo had such a bad wet nightmare that his anus was swollen to 3 times its actual size".

by Wykydtron187 June 26, 2009

muddy nightmare

An explosion of shit on the walls while she's on your BALLS

Guy1: Dude you were screaming in your sleep
Guy2: I was having a muddy nightmare

by Buttexploder November 9, 2014