neptoon

the incorrect spelling of neptune

if you spell "neptune" like "neptoon" then maybe you belong in an insane asylum?

by neptoon the great July 20, 2022

Neptunid

A child of The Greek Sea God, Poseidon (Roman: Neptune. Another word for neptunid: poseidid. The neptunids also include Poseidon's countless sea nymph offspring-many of which are unknown).

'The numerous children of Poseidon are called the Neptunids, (ie. Poseidids)-many of which are also unknown and they aren't to be confused with the nereids, which are children of Nereus.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 23, 2022

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

neptic

A white boi.

Oh hey! Did you see the new neptic at our school? He is very white.

by Get rekt nerd. December 2, 2022

Neptunic

Another made-up sexual attraction by the mental health organization

“Hey John I just figured out I’m neptunic!”
“Tf? You’re damn planet”
“No! That is not true at all. That’s very neptuniaphobic to assume that. It actually means-“
“Go talk to Uranus you fucking Ice Giant”

by HayHayDaFox December 15, 2022

Neptunic

Describes the "sexual orientation" of someone who wants the p**sy and does not care about the identity of the person it's attached to.

Someone who's dating app filter accepts women, non-binary and trans men.

I absolutely respect your gender identity, I'm not a desperate straight man, I'm neptunic!

by Hatfull December 18, 2022

neptune

either a planet called neptune which is usually associated with the sea, or old man jenkins who called himself neptune

the false king neptune was old man jenkins
the planet neptune could not support life as earth could

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023