dick nipples

elongated nipples that hang or protrude more than the average nipple.

One example can be seen a the first locker room scene of the porno "Debbie Does Dallas," on the cheerleader who is screwing the coach.

by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

Nipples of the North

What you are called when your aim is not good but you manage to shoot someone in the leg and they go flying

Dude 1- Dude my aim is not good today
Dude 2- But you hit that guy in the leg and he went flying, man your the nipples of the north

by This is fo yo asssssssssssssss December 13, 2010

pirate nipple

A form of titty hard on in which only one nipple is hard.

Etymology: evolved from the popular image of a pirate with one eye covered by a patch

When walking down the street and noticing a girl with pirate nipple:

"YARRRRR! Shiver me timbers! Thar be pirate nipple in these waters!"

by yurple May 11, 2006

nipple ring

a piercing through one's nipple

Wow her nipple ring is sexy

by Nip August 10, 2004

bologna nipples

A girl with very large areolas

That girls got bologna nipples

by Fr3 May 30, 2006

nippledar

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.

Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."

by Quaker September 4, 2005

nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006