Neate

To royally screw up a best man's speech. To be so bad at it that you feel sorry for the person.

Wow, he really Neate'd that best man speech. He should kill himself.

by DDay April 23, 2017

nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

by mur216 March 6, 2004

Nearl

The local retarded wino guy.

Nearl: Is this Babar's House?

by XCrews August 25, 2009

Narter

A person who farts in their sleep, usually without any knowledge of the fart.

1st Person: "Man you narted so loud in your sleep you woke me up!"

2nd Person: "Seriously? I didn't even realize I farted in my sleep.

1st Person: "Man, you are a Narter!"

by SmileyJ November 20, 2009

the end is near

1. The world is about to end
2. If a fish ever says that to you, eat it

1. The end is near......
2. "The end is near" and gulp!

by Jiexi December 5, 2003

nearly

Close to or close by

That car nearly hit me

by jon toledo December 10, 2008

neary

a god among men, and a highly attractive person

female 1: he is pretty attractive.
female 2: are you kidding he is neary

by maddawg77 April 26, 2011