Nestanded - nest•ond•eyd, verb
1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.
2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.
3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.
1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.
2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.
3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.
1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.
2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.
3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.
2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.
3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.
by AustinTexan March 13, 2013
Get the Nestanded mug.Mall located in Bensalem Pennsylvania. May indeed be the smallest mall in the world but still the best mall in the world. Every fri and sat night each entrance to this mall is infested with pre-teen smokers/'prostitots.' Also, Neshaminy Mall has, perhaps, the most loyal mall rats ever!!!!! (especially for being the smallest mall and not having that many stores or interesting sights)
Jodie: I went to Neshaminy Mall on friday but i forgot my a lighter so i just borrowed one from that 12 year old girl
Johanna: The one that is always there and wheres the shortest skirt ever made?
Jodie: No, the one that is always there and wears the tightest jeans and slutiest belly shirt ever.
Johanna: Oh, herrr!
Johanna: The one that is always there and wheres the shortest skirt ever made?
Jodie: No, the one that is always there and wears the tightest jeans and slutiest belly shirt ever.
Johanna: Oh, herrr!
by prettyinpink March 18, 2005
Get the Neshaminy Mall mug.When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.
When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.
by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020
Get the Nest Thumping mug.Where homeless people sleep, drink tall boys, and proceed in crack induced homo-sexual activities (ass fucking, blow jobs, etc etc). Bum Nests can be found in large metro areas, and typically smell like shit, and have used cardboard signs with "God Bless" scribbled on them. Also BumNest is a new and upcoming magazine out of the Northwest.
Drunken Frat Boy: "Heh guys, I went to go piss over in the alley, but I had to step over a goddamn bum in his bum nest."
by BumNest Magazine June 7, 2012
Get the Bum Nest mug.A Sentry nest is a term used in the multiplayer online game: Team Fortress 2. The term refers to an area in which one or more players of the the Engineer class has set up their buildings, (primarily) the Sentry gun, Dispenser, and Teleporter in a way that it acts like a small base for their team to retreat to when they are in trouble. It is common behavior for the Engineer to "turtle" in the nest and not stray away from his buildings. This behavior can stem from a fear of enemies of the Spy class to place an Electro-Sapper on his buildings. These nests are commonly set up behind cover, with a corner for the Engineer to keep his back against to avoid being backstabbed by a Spy.
by WingedBluJ June 28, 2017
Get the Sentry nest mug.A noun that describes the level of statistical significance of a scientific study, or P-value. A small P-ness (low P-value) means that the study is very statistically significant.
Dr. Willie Cox: "I'd like to congratulate Dr. Peter Johnson, who worked in collaboration with Dr. Richard Wiener and Dr. John Thomas, on a phenomenal research publication. With a P-value of 0.0000001, I can definitively say to everyone that Dr. Johnson has perhaps the smallest P-ness I've ever seen in my life. Dr. Johnson, I hereby bestow upon you the title 'tiny P-ness guy' and hope everyone calls you that to honor you for the rest of your career."
Dr. Peter Johnson: "Uh thanks...I guess. Please don't call me that."
Dr. Peter Johnson: "Uh thanks...I guess. Please don't call me that."
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