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Something white people say whenever they see an Asian.
"oh you're Asian? I know some korean, look! 'ni hao'!"
Japanese guy: *stares motherfuckerly*
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Ni-disorder 

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.

IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Ni-disorder diagnostic criteria:

Required symptom criteria include:

1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic manner.

Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays for abstractions or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. A disregard towards society's rules and/or laws with the potential disregard for any social norm.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death."
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."

ni hao kai lan 

The Dora rip off that confuses the kids by teaching them Chinese.
Ni Hao Kai Lan is more annoying than Dora the Explorer herself.
ni hao kai lan by HeavyMetalGuy360 January 30, 2016

Ni cagando

From the Spanish meaning, “not even shitting”. Implies you wouldn’t do something even under the worst circumstances.
“Wanna go to the Trump rally?”
“Ni cagando.”
Ni cagando by Caifan52 October 11, 2018

Ni hao are you? 

Funny as hell way to say hello when you are talking to a white person that speaks Chinese. Definitely would be an awesome ending to a movie with Ahnuld.
Ni hao are you?, muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**END**
Ni hao are you? by Aryarfyarf February 1, 2008
When playing poker many players show sportsmanship by congratulating one another by saying nice hand. A person that is Fresh Off the Boat FOB would say, "Nice Hand". Commonly used in poker.
For example when a player has a "NICE HAND" you would hear. Dat it a NI HAN sir!
Ni Han by Dr. Jame December 9, 2008