if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Boost My Anal

A term used when you are playing Rocket League and you run out of boost and you tell your friend to hit you in the back so you go flying. Can also happen if an opponent hits you in the back.

" I am out of boost Riley, BOOST MY ANAL!!!"

by Scrange Lord July 23, 2016

book my peeps

To add people to someones outlook calendar. This can also be used to tell someone that you have one of their employees or interviewees a plane ticket on an Air Plane.

"I will book my peeps since you are so important and can't be bothered with booking peeps!"

by R to the LO October 5, 2006

boogers on my chair

To not care about someone to the extent that the attention you pay them amounts to nothing more than picking your nose and wiping it on your chair.

Jim: Dude, Lisa just said she thinks you're a dweeb!
Michael: Whatever. I got boogers on my chair for her.

by c hack January 4, 2008

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021

Boom my jack

Essentially a slang for a slang, this phrase means “hit my line” or “hit me up” and is commonly used by drug dealers when advertising their product on Snapchat.

“Boom my jack for that loud pack”

by ShrekLover6969 July 20, 2022

Boosting my own bottom

To give positive affirmation to one’s self. A phrase of encouragement or pride of one’s action being made or done.

A: Wow! You did this by yourself?
B: Yea! It looks so good man. Boosting my own bottom!

by foreheadcrew October 6, 2022