Muttnol

The cheaper, faster working Rohypnol alternative. Used mainly by the obese, the hideously ugly and the elderly to get the shag from a girl who didn't know she wanted it.

The name is derived from the creator, ingenious chemist, Mutt.

Moj: Got it on with my 14 year old niece yesterday!

Tony: Good effort mate! How did you make her say yes?

Moj: You don't need consent when you've got Muttnol!

by Jonezy_14 January 20, 2007

Matton

A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.

Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.

"OMG! I hear Matton is going to the party tonight! he is SO hot!"

by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012

Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!

Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW

by brideymo February 12, 2010

Muttonhead

Refering to someone who is stupid or clueless, General idiot hated by the population

Makenzie: Im such a fast race car driver!
Jake and Cody: Gosh she is a muttonhead.

by Chode22 June 6, 2009

muttonchops

A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.

My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.

by mud January 4, 2005

muttin

turnt or killing a dance

you seen devin dance video ?
yes he was muttin !!

by devinlevell May 1, 2019

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005