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Muslim

A major religious group, one of the three Semitic religions. Believes in complete subjugation to god, and that the Koran is the immutable revealed truth which shall be for all time to come.

Unfortunately, a large section of muslims take this to mean that the Koran, being of god, shall prevail over all laws of man. For example, they believe that democracy is the law of people, not god, and so it is not for the devout muslim. Further, the contents of the Koran (evolved several hundred years back in a nomadic, warlike, women-suppressing community) are believed to be equally valid now.
Thus, it is extremely hard to find a truly democratic Muslim-majority country (perhaps Turkey is an exception). In consequence, most islamic countries are dogged by theocracy, civil war, decimation of minorities (look at the plight of hindus in Pakistan and Bangladesh) or more recently, the killing of most pigs in Egypt, ostensibly in the name of H1N1, but really because the pig-growers were all coptic christians.

In countries where islam is dominant, there is war between factions or between secularists and islamists. In the countries where they are minorities, they have problems with the majority community (no matter which community this is--look at Mindanao, where one of the most pacific people, the Philippinos, are finding it difficult to coexist because of the Abu Salem group).
by Nissanga_the_Pacifist July 23, 2009
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Mulitto

A person of mixed white and black ancestry. Unlike Mulattoes these people have the skin colour of a caucasian but are in actual fact 1/8th black. The Muliito race is limited to the male gender and can be easily identified by the following three physical traits: extremely curly hair, an abnormally large penis, and the formation of keloids(an area of irregular fibrous tissue formed at the sight of a scar or injury)
I am a simple white guy with curly hair and a huge penis. Could I be Mulitto?
by The Spiceman December 12, 2010
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Muslim Humor

The Pakistani rioters who set fire to a Ronald McDonald statue exhibited a fine example of Muslim Humor.

Muslim Humor: the absolute lack of a sense of humor.

The utter inability to laugh at any type of normal comedy, satire, joking, risibility or jocularity.

And the knee-jerk homicidal reaction to any form of kidding or chiding or teasing, especially when it comes to an aspect of their religion.

Coined as a 'polar-opposite' kind of definition, meaning: "There ain't no such thing".
The quintessence of Muslim Humor would be the worldwide, dismally-joyless, flagrantly-hysterical, and depressingly-violent over-reaction to the mild lampooning of the "prophet" Muhammad's image in 12 Danish editorial cartoons, several of which mocked Islam's founder, the most notorious being a black and white drawing that depicted one "stereotypical Muhammad" as a 'bomb-turban'-wearing proto-terroristic figure.

SEE: *~@):~{> (A sardonic emoticon related to the controversy.)
by Edo Van Ede May 11, 2007
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Mascara Muslim

A Mascara Muslim is a muslim woman who dresses in western clothes, wears makeup, and who eschews the traditional practices of Islam.
Although she is from Saudi Arabia and a traditional Sunni family, she herself has become a Mascara Muslim since moving to London. She wears makeup, short skirts, drinks and smokes, and acts thoroughly Western.
by PBCHLS92 February 11, 2010
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muslimfag

1:Allah Akbar Death to America GOD IS GREAT! I hope I can get still get into heaven for my 70 something virgin men even after my friend knowingly fed me pork.

2: See you in hell muslimfag.
by religiouslyReligious December 18, 2009
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muslimoid

Derogatory term with alien connotations for a member of the Muslim faith.
Habib is a dirty muslimoid.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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neo-muslim

neo-muslim: an extemest muslim that is out of the mainstream and into terrorisim and wold domination
The only difference between a neo-nazi and a neo-muslim is the neo muslim has a beard and no mustashe.
by Tony Kessler September 5, 2010
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