muscle cake

n. slang term for anabolic steroids

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.

by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013

muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.

"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"

by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014

muscle mormon

A candy ass who views his body as sacred and watches every substance they ingest to preserve their gains.

Bill is such a muscle mormon he won't even take caffeine.

by wooshe March 3, 2015

Muscles Liu

This man is made of purely protein powder and gainz. He is absolutely massive and shares he dedication and hard work with all of his snapchat followers. Whether its pictures of pre/post workout meals, or just the amazing size of the dumbbells he is using, this beast motivates all his fans to be just like him.

"Yo did you see Muscles Liu 's story?"
"Which one? He posted about 57 today."

by hueuby January 30, 2017

Wii muscles

The parts of your body that end up hurting after an especially intense Wii session.

Random person #1: "Oww! My Arm hurts so much! Way too much bowling!"
Random person #2: "Gotta work on your Wii muscles"

by Bizzi January 7, 2009

More Muscle for the Bustle

The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.

Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!

Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.

Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.

by knightsofsesquipedalia September 11, 2014

Big Muscles get Cuddles

Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles

"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."

by MXST_Lingo February 18, 2022