An attrative mother who is usally married to a rich man. She spends most of her days shopping, getting her nails and hair done, at coffee with friends and watching Oprah,while her childern are at day care and her husband is at work. Often extremely spoiled and have not worked since thier childern were born.
by ambi August 16, 2004
While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.
by Scroat Dog July 21, 2003
A complete wuss and is very sensitive. A mummys boy is the type of kid from the ages of 3 to about 33 (I've never met any bloke above!) that will not spend more than a day away from his mum. They are overfriendly and their mums actually enjoy the attention from their sons (and personally, watchin ma lil bro all over my mum makes me feel sick! Lol).
by Liv Ma**in July 01, 2006
Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
by BeBoSmu November 18, 2007
A piece of crap wrapped in a piece of toilet paper left in your butt from the last time you took a crap.
by Ån†hønyTa¥lør October 03, 2008
An individual qualifying as a non-person who is awkward, odd, socially retarded and generally uncomfortable to be around. They bring nothing to the table in most any situation and may as well be wallpaper, a buoy or a pile of dog crap as it inevitably turns hard and white.
by pigbpenapocalypse February 10, 2012
where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.
see also, Shitmitt.
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.
see also, Shitmitt.
by Josh February 08, 2005