Millard

A 30-50 year old pedophile currently pretending to be in middle school.

Tom) Why is that guy so old and horny?
Joe) He's probably a Millard!

by B3056 February 12, 2015

mullane

–verb (used without object)
1. to gracefully cancel an obligation last minute.

1. As excited as I am to see you tonite, sadly I need to mullane.

by Bay Knuhatts August 4, 2007

ewan mullane

Ewan is a fucking god he has the most biggest penis in the world

Is that Ewan yes it’s ewan mullane

by MakMak007 July 28, 2021

Mellaz

The term given to a type of people which pretty much affirm themselves douchebag status. See douchebag; douche; guido; etc for added examples of pretty much the same meaning.

It is especially douche-baggy if you apply it to your middle name on facebook (even though it is really not your middle name), thereby officially confirming your douchebag status.

"See that douchebag over there with his pink shirt with popped collar and hair that looks like its been styled for at least an hour?" "Oh, you mean that mellaz?" "Yeah, that guy."

by Wtfisamellaz?? March 15, 2010

Mallard Olympics

A series of physical competitions between ducks.

YO BRO DID YOU SEE THE MALLARD OLYMPICS LAST NIGHT?

by frankson1234 January 29, 2012

mollasseslike

to move slowly and Constant

draw your pistol and lay it down on the floor, mollasseslike, got it?

by audioriva June 23, 2016

Mellavous

Superior, upgraded version of melvallous

Why be a melvallous, when you can be a mellavous?

by Tikorita January 4, 2020