Pulling a Marcus

always acting clumsy as fuck and typically breaking shit; typically a person who misplaces everything also

he was pulling a marcus last night by tripping over the hookah hose and thus causing the hot coal to fall on the ground and burn a hole in the rug.

by thor0708 September 26, 2011

Mocus

Adj. A state of unconscious, consciousness. Conducting business on auto pilot. Especially related to detoxification and the resulting state of mind.

After years of drunken clarity, Jan now finds herself in the occasional sober haze. Said Jan, "I was so mocus today, I thanked the Vending Machine for dispensing the bottle of Volvic."

by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004

Marcus

That one guy that has all dem dank memez. He will be a leader in no u, and can always say ur mom gæ without offending another human. He has friends... unlike u... He appreciates dark humour and will always find some way to bring up that topic. He will most likely be able to talk in multiple accents from a lot of countries. Also, he can remember specific patterns in which advanced machinery or programs utilise exist in general. Also, did I mention, he is a Memer? Yes, m8 diss guy be legit when it comz to dem dank meeeeemz.... especially in spooktober

Guy 1: Oi m8
Guy 2: U Wot?
Guy 1: Checc dis meme out
Guy 2: Oh wøw, dis be gööd quality
Guy 2: Who be de creator?????????
Guy 1: Oh, this guy named Marcus

by Decency is Key October 18, 2018

Mortuse

A mixture of morbid and obtuse thinking or behavior.

Mortuse kids often like emo crap.

by Ripshaw January 1, 2009

Marcus Out

To call it an early night and bail on your friends by yourself before the party or event reaches its entertainment climax.

Butters: "Guys, I'm getting pretty tired, I think I'm gonna call it a night."
The Coon and Friends: "Don't Marcus Out dude it's only 9:15 pm and more girls are coming in 30 minutes. Stay for a couple more drinks."
Butters: "Nope, I'm going home."

by Dr Skills&Game December 9, 2010

Marcus Georges

A REAL ASS NIGGA

"That guy is pretty thug"
"Yeah man he's Marcus Georges"

by MEruisc January 22, 2014

marcus licker

When somebody loves the smell and taste of a man named Marcus

Usually a female teenager

Alexandra is defiantly a Marcus licker

by Butt licker November 26, 2014