monistat

a medicine for treating nasty girls vaginas (yeast infections) that have fug nasty output

symptoms of a yeast infection include THICK, WHITE, AND LUMPY VAGINAL DISCHARGE SIMILAR TO COTTAGE CHEESE

Shes been brewin some of her homemade cottage cheese so I think ill buy her some Monistat.

by i <3 cottage cheese May 16, 2005

mohnson

A gaytard who remarkably resembles mr. burns, both in looks and stature. Mohnson walks around with a hunch back, also with his arms hanging down by his sides (like they weigh 2-3 tonnes).
One of the things that mohnson is most famous for is his retarded comments and will usually misinterpret conversation.
His reputation for this usually preceedes him when speaks to someone.
See cheeseburger

Mohnson:"the street lights arent on it must be a blackout" (the time being somwhat near 1:00 pm)

by G - UNIT March 3, 2005

monastery style

Bent over a table, the female is subdued to the less frequent way of oral sex, from behind. The act of oral is not limited to any constrictive area. Monastery Style has been known to progress and take on the form of the “Dolphin”, or the initial fractions of the Dirty Sanchez; especially when alcohol is involved.

Bent over a table with her panties pulled down around her ankles, she was in full monastery position, ready to to be taken monastery style.

by Adrian Walker January 27, 2008

Mr. Monasterio

The best math teacher in the world. He knows how to answer your questions and help you figure stuff out and learn... no wonder he is a teacher.

"Mr. Monasterio, your so cool thanks for your help."

by Happy Bunny XD September 27, 2011

monks walk

A small public footpath close to thorpe park, surrey.Where i spend my winter months ravaging stray moldy burger king double cheeseburgers for food, hoping to get a look at the amazing new flat rides.Usually i can get a photo that actually shows the top of the ride "slightly" obscured by the nemesis inferno station.My only friend is a tincan named david stevenson who i talk to everyday and execute plans to destroy alton towers.Damn them

"What the feck"

That's what the security guards said to me

by David Jayne willaims January 22, 2005

mohhs

when you type |nigga| but you typed every one letter to the right. nice job, the |fbi| won't consider you as a |racist| now when they browse you search history

a: you fucking mohhs!
b: uoi |noyvj|!

by SkrimZ October 21, 2020

mongslap

1) When a spastic slaps their wrist/fast something.
2) an Idiot.

1) Check out that spastic mongslapping.
2) Pilchard, you're such a mongslap.

by Minky Von Mongslap August 26, 2006