mongslap 

1) When a spastic slaps their wrist/fast something.
2) an Idiot.

1) Check out that spastic mongslapping.
2) Pilchard, you're such a mongslap.

mongslap by Minky Von Mongslap August 26, 2006

mungslap 

By far the worst possible form of ownage, a mungslap is essentially undefined. It is to be used only in cases of extreme ownage and if need be, should be considered as being cockslaped by a recently deceased and rotting hermaphrodite.

You just got mungslapped, theres still some embalming fluid in your eye!

mungslap by Bavenger September 25, 2005

Monkslap 

To slap a fellow attendee whilst in the act of dogging

I monkslapped you on your bald patch!

Monkslap by WenBong June 16, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004