Eye molesting

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

by Who cares? December 17, 2005

Whore-mones

Noun. The excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.

Girlfriend: "I'm sorry baby, I know I did things behind your back -- lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man's baby... I don't know what I was thinking... My hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!"

Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity excuse. Call it your whore-mones and maybe we can agree on something for once. You did this because you're nuts!"

by Mushy Mase April 10, 2011

modesto

A city in the central valley of California. Specifically, nor cal. Not the best to live, but definitely not the worst place to live either. The houses are too expensive, and the air pollution ranks among the worst in the nation. The population is generally diverse in this city of 200,000. Gained notoriety from the laci peterson case that occurred here. Also within the district of Gary Condit. Hometown of the famous director George Lucas. Has a decent nightlife scene in downtown. The local music scene is also very much alive. The word hella is used here often. Modesto is close to many popular destinations.

Modesto is hella better than Fresno.

by motownstud June 1, 2005

molestache

MOLESTache, the unfashionable mustache that rapists pedophiles(child MOLESTers) and dictators wear.

BTK killer, Hitler, Stalin all have a molestache. Exemptions Burt Reynolds(only).

by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008

molestabation

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal

by Brown-Town January 9, 2009

molestache

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

Molestimus Prime

(noun)

Leader of the Molesticons. Sworn enemy of ChrisHansenTron.

See collegehumor.com/picture:1925552

Holy sh*t that's not a Free Candy Van, its Molestimus Prime!

by Chester el Molester December 2, 2009