monamagistusobsession

AN AMAZING TIKTOKER THAT SINGLE-HANDEDLY SOLOS EVERYONE BECAUSE THEYRE THE BEST.

I LOVE THEM SOSSOSO MUCH

“That’s monamagistusobsession !!”
“OH MY GOD ITS MY IDOL THEYRE THE BEST HUMAN BEING EVER I LOVE YOU OMG”

by buggowuggo April 26, 2022

buy monica

Desperate enough to pay for oral sex

It's closin' time, I need to get mine... Where can I buy Monica?

by Spazzy69 May 25, 2014

Ryan Monahan

Has an abnormally tiny dick. Pulls no bitches. Likes dudes named Chris ungro. He is also in love with cock and balls

That kid Ryan Monahan, complete weirdo

by Rocco1614 May 19, 2020

santa monica 13

Santa Monica 13 also known as SMX3, SMX7, and SM17 (17th St) is a gang formed in the “Far West” of Los Angeles in the 1920’s and is the first gang to originate of the “West Side 4 Corners” which includes Culver City 13, Sotel 13, and Venice 13. Rivals include CxC13 (Culver City 13), V13 (Venice 13), S13 (Sotel 13), LNX13 (Lennox 13), GYGC 3X (Graveyard Gangster Crips), XV3 (18th Street), VSLC 2X (Venice ShoreLine Crips) and more. The only remaining cliques of SM17 are Little Locos (LLS), and PeeWee Locos (PWLS).

“I’m from Santa Monica 13”

by OldHead02 November 16, 2020

pulling a monica

Monica, the (most of the time) MIA mom of the Gallaghers, whose Bipolar disorder caused her to have a episode induced suicide attempt during thanksgiving dinner in season 2 episode 11. Tiktokers on shameless-tok now refer to wanting to end it by "pulling a monica", which is basically saying you want to off yourself in a gruesome way in front of people for attention. It's a joke. It's funny. It's okay to laugh.

person 1: Happy Thanksgiving!
person 2: ugh yeah, might Pull A Monica so I can get out of here and not have to worry about that awkward talk with my family.
person 1: Haha, yeah, me too. Pulling A Monica is the only option.

by cooterbob November 25, 2021

Monica Lewinsky

The bbw that had all the Christian/Conservative/Republican/Boy-cravers so upset 'cause Bill Clinton was gettin' some and they wern't.

Congressman Foley couldn't get a woman like Monica Lewinsky...

by Ozymandius October 28, 2008

Monahan

A man who's physical appearance seems to better with age. Usually the "funny-guy" & center of attention in crowds/gatherings, doesn't seem to realize when the jokes have gone too far, and the audience's hysteria has ALREADY turned to annoyance and irritation. Yet the "Monahan" doesn't let that ruin his time. Mostly trust-worthy & for the most part, pleasant to be in company of-- yet a "Monahan's" mood can change quicker than Washington's Weather, and there's no medium. Happy & pleasant, or Angry & just a straight prick. Has compassion for people's feelings, but catch a wave into the storm and you may leave crying or duke-ing it out. Easy to fall in love with because of his humor and his love to cuddle and makes sure you KNOW when he's staring at you, just to soak in your beautiful eyes, But HARDER than a rock to make a split from. A Monahan has been "babied" for most of his life, (and even as a parent and well into his adult hood, gets his way, and anything he wants) causing it very difficult to resolve or compromise with during arguments, since he makes you listen to what he says and when it's your turn it's FUCK OFF I DONT CARE.. LEAVE. Mentality de to being babied, seems to have been cut off from growing at around 8 years old, making it hard for one to get a point across, even if you are taking the blame, and agreeing with what he feels the issue is, just always seems to NEVER get it.

Bro, that Monahan stole my girlfriend with those damn jokes and shit. I wish I was a Monahan and could get whatever I want, for FREE.

by -Jadie Mae July 13, 2015