midterm

midterm (n): a test in each academic subject after the end of the first out of 2 semesters that includes all the information learned since the fisrt day of the class. They can cause stress and hair loss among students. May also cause tension at home, tension between freinds, and self mutilation.

"Damn, I totally failed my Math midterm today! It was so hard! If I fail, my mom's going to kill me...unless I do it first!"
"Dude, stop complaining! I failed all mine too!"

by Charlotte Rox Red Hairrr April 8, 2006

UR SISTER MISTER

The most destructive comeback to date. Only to be used in very dire situations. (Can be used if target doesn't have a sister)

Joe: ur mom gay
Tim: no u
Joe: UR DAD LESBIAN

Tim: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Joe: UR PAPPY TRAPPY
Tim: UR SISTER MISTER
*At this point time ceases to exist. The very fabric of the universe has be torn to shreds, the entire 3rd dimension is incinerated and all life on earth ceases to exist*

by lazer unicorn March 14, 2018

your sister a mister

your sister a mister is possibly the worst insult ever created. It will destroy an entire dimension whenever it is used. Another language had to be made to create this phrase, and this is the rough translation. Calling someone's sibling trans is easily worse than Your mom gay, Your dad lesbian, Your granny tranny and Ur grandpap a trap are hardly insults copared to your sister a mister.

God: Are you a little bitch?
Me: Your sister a mister
God: *Fucking dies on the spot

by Diamond_Doofus May 11, 2018

No lives matter

The belief that no life is more important than the next, that life is worth losing no matter your shade of skin, and that you might as well make the one you have count instead of spending all your time focused on who's life matters or what shade of skin they have/had.

In reality No lives matter, since nobody gets to take their life with them when they pass.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021

Gray-Matter

Any situation that requires the wisdom & experience that usually only comes to old age.

Use Examples:

Being a Gray-Matter, it was turned over to their most experienced employee.

Because it was a Gray-Matter, the children couldn’t handle the problem.

A Gray-Matter usually requires the skills of persons over the age of 40 years.

by Tyson D. Knine January 4, 2009

Mister Tough

What you call one of your friends that trying to act hard to make them feel stupid.

(John cockblocks Paul)
Paul: WTF bitch next time you do that I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!
John: Calm down Mister tough!
Paul: :/

by realmadridzidane5 December 13, 2010

Mister Heavenly

An Indie Rock band from the American Northwest, consisting of Honus Honus, Nicholas Thorburn, and Joe Plummer. They are actually very good and should be listened to. Some of their songs are Bronx Sniper, Mister Heavenly, and Pineapple Girl. Also they have some guy named Michael Cera as a bassist while they are touring the U.S.

Mister Heavenly is a pretty good band.

by Marcus 24 October 15, 2011