quote mining

The repeated use of quotes out of context in order to skew or contort the meaning of a passage or speech by an author on a controversial subject.

Conservatives have a reputation for quote mining and other ways of taking things out of context.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2009

Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.

Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?

by the way... August 11, 2013

8 Miling Yourself

An instance or strategy where you highlight your own faults and/or blunders, before an enemy or nemesis has an opportunity to use it against you...That would be called "8-miling" yourself.

There was a classic scene in the movie "8 mile" where rapper, Eminem, is preparing to battle-rap his opponent. Eminem went first and rapped about all of his own faults that his opponent would've used against him...leaving the opponent speechless.

Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...

Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...

Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!

by damadalpha January 30, 2009

nose mining

To dig in one's nose. Also known as picking your nose.

Did you just see that?! Gina was totally nose mining!

by Salty92559 June 13, 2005

skoal-mining

The act of a girl aggressively tongue kissing an unsavory character, who incidentally has a large wad of chewing tobacco wedged in his cheek.

" Where is Sue Ellen?"
" I reckon she's out skoal-mining with her Pa at the creek."

by Planker Pesto May 7, 2008

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011

Mining

The process by which a female descends along a male shaft for long hours of hard labour. The process often occurs in darkness and can bring sweat to the skin.

On several occasions in the 19th century females were described as mining so much that a baby boom was in full flow. At the end of the 20th century it became legal to mine without a hard hat. Some often describe the process as a slag tipping it, noticeable figures that would mine up to 10 shafts a night and soon became encompassed with the catchphrase 'Mining? Whatcha say?'

Corrr Jenny, the way she does her mining, shes the Maggie Thatcher anti-christ.

by crash into a van July 27, 2010