When you try to start a round of applause with the "spark" by clapping but no one else joins in and it quickly dies leaving you feeling really embarrassed and everyone staring at you awkwardly.
David: I was at an awards banquet and I saw a girl go up then I tried to start an applause reflexively. No one followed me and everyone started just staring at me.
Cylus: Ouch that's one hell of a misfire clap
Cylus: Ouch that's one hell of a misfire clap
by DaWizard65 May 16, 2013
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The friend you pick up after you drop off your girlfriend; the interaction between you is not a sexual one, but she could destroy you with the information she's gathered about your life.
Hey life mistress, remember when you ran to get me more beer even though you couldn't walk? I'm sure glad my girlfriend was asleep
by Stonee November 2, 2010
Get the Life Mistress mug.1. A married doctor's love interest
2. A married doctor's love interest who coaxes said doctor to separate/divorce his wife to be with her (mistress)
2. A married doctor's love interest who coaxes said doctor to separate/divorce his wife to be with her (mistress)
by Orenn May 12, 2013
Get the Medical Mistress mug.When an individual who has been exposed to an elongated period of seemingly subarctic temperatures gets in their car and, lost in their innermost desire to reach homeostasis, blasts the heat in the car to notch 4 (two notches from maximum). After a period of 4-6 minutes depending on the quality of the cars heating system, the person begins sweating profusely and could possibly undergo severe hallucinations. This unfortunate heating mistake is commonly referred to as a notch 4 misfire, not to be mistaken with a notch 2 assassin. (see also)
Fred: It's freezing!! I neeeeed heat!!!
(period of 4-6 minutes depending on your heating system)
Fred: Sweet mother of god it's hotter than hells ballsack in here! This was a notch 4 misfire if I ever saw one!
(period of 4-6 minutes depending on your heating system)
Fred: Sweet mother of god it's hotter than hells ballsack in here! This was a notch 4 misfire if I ever saw one!
by notch4 October 28, 2011
Get the Notch 4 Misfire mug.a man who has an ongoing affair with another person outside of a relationship in return for financial support from this person, a male mistress
"his girlfriend suspected he was a misteress to another woman when she surprised him at work to thank him for her new bling only to find out he had been fired months previously."
"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"
"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"
by burkielicious July 20, 2008
Get the misteress mug.The residual weed smoke from a previous hit. Known to eminate from the mouth hole of the somking apparatus. Stingy smokers claim misties as part of their hit, but we all know if you start it, you finish it. Named for it's similarity to mist, or something like that.
EX:
Derek: "Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything, but that asshole totally stole my misties."
Gary: "Eh, I usually just let him if my lungs are hurting."
Derek: "Yeah, me too. But still, major breach on weed etiquitte."
Derek: "Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything, but that asshole totally stole my misties."
Gary: "Eh, I usually just let him if my lungs are hurting."
Derek: "Yeah, me too. But still, major breach on weed etiquitte."
by neo-weedterminology May 7, 2011
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