Mikey 

Mikey is genuinely such a good person to be around. he’s a great friend and an amazing boyfriend.

if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho

person:What’s your name?
mikey: Mikey!
person:heyyyy ;)

Mikey by mommy long legs November 22, 2021

Mikey 

Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.

Hi Mikey how are you

Mikey by Bluebucks November 22, 2021

Mikey 

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.

I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.

Mikey by anonymous November 23, 2021

mikey 

he is very nice and kind even doe he has fake friends but he is real asf and when you meet him he is charmig and sweet

mikey cool asf

mikey by heybyelol November 23, 2021

Mikey 

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.

There's something about Mikey.

Mikey by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021

Mikey 

Mikey is a person with a decent personality and can be kind and considerate sometimes he can also be a good friend.

Person ; how do you view Mikey

Person 2: he is a good person

Mikey by Mikey____3 November 24, 2021

Mikey 

A straight introvert that doesn't know simple math. He is on games 24/7 and stays up for a long time at night playing minecraft or rocket league. Usually the tall one in the family, has brown hair, a nice mustache, and is 100% a gaming freak! If you meet a Mikey your lucky but your bank accounts not, because he will buy a very expensive gaming setup. He will remember anything you tell him.

Hey look it's Mikey
Oh yeah, I heard he's a gaming legend

Mikey by Jake104YT November 27, 2021