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Midswing

(noun)

literaly- To be in the act of masterbation.

figuratively-This phrase is used to denote that you are not currently busy, or not doing anything important.
Example #1

Mike:"hey buddy, wanna to go for a beer?"

Aaron: "Well I am in midswing here but I suppose we could go."

Example#2

Worker#1: "Why do look so worried?"
Worker#2: "I think i'm gonna get fired, everytime the boss walks through the office He catches me in midswing."
by dexteramphetamine1 December 23, 2008
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Midori

A green-coloured, melon-flavoured liquor. Only 20% alcohol volume and is a lot sweeter than other liquors. It was made in Japan by Suntory, a distillery famous for its whisky.
"Oh, shit. Shouldn't have downed that last Midori bottle..."
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
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midwest thunderbumper

When someone's balls are being tazered while giving a Hot Carl, the result is a passionate hailstorm of streaming poo in the face.
She wasn't sure about Jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderbumper, after which she knew she was really in love.
by midwest thunderbumper September 15, 2009
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Midwest crisis

The point at which a person who used to have ambitions realizes that they live in a state in the American Midwest, and overcompensates for the fact by purchasing BMWs and Cadillacs which they most likely cannot afford.

The United States geographical equivalent of a midlife crisis.
Steve: Hey, what's Mark doing in that Caddy?

Chester: It finally hit him that he lives in Iowa; the car's his way of coping with the Midwest crisis.
by ANonExistentUser June 21, 2011
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Midway Fatality

When a guy is making love to a woman, pulls out and yells "FINISH HIM!" to let her know he wants to cum in her mouth.
I was just going to pull out but then I decided I wanted a Midway Fatality right at the last minute.
by facetious savant January 5, 2011
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Mido

Mido is the short form for MOHAMMED or AHMED in Arabic language. He is the cutest,kindest and people love his personality.his smile is the best thing.many people thinks he is ugly but he is not. Generally no one will have a crush on him, but if someone has he SHOULD ACCEPT THEM. Mido texts very little but people wants him to text in paragraphs , specially the one who has crush on him. And if he has crush on someone else then he should try to find out if she likes him back and if she doesn't then give her a fuck bcz there is someone else who maybe loves him...he gets scared from some girls a lot. He loves Starbucks though.
girl 1:I have a crush on him!
Girl 2:I'll tell him.
Mido:but I don't like her back.
Girl 2:text her more she loves u.
Mido:I love someone else truly...
Girl 1:tries to hate him but can't

This is sad..... So sad...the one who has a crush on him will break her heart !!!! Maybe
by Ilysm:) December 2, 2018
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midtown

un hip, fin
you haven't heard of melt bannanna? you're so totally midtown.
by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003
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