Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Two Midget Booty

a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!

See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006

midget

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me

by Bouf October 13, 2004

midge-riff

The area on a midget(or little person/dwarf)exposed when wearing a short shirt or low rise pants. Same as a regualr sized persons mid-riff but pint sized.

Jimmy "Dude, did you see Gidgets mad midge-riff in that outfit"

Cleetus "Yeah, I love seeing her little naval exposed"

by froogle_jimmy June 19, 2007

Giant Midget Ass

Adj.

An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size.

Implication: should not reproduce.

"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass."

"Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?"

"That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."

by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

Gay midget porn

The second most greatest thing since the holocaust

person 1: hey did you watch gay midget porn today.
person 2: no my mom said i had to go kill some jews first.

by NibbaBalls212313 January 21, 2022

Midge

Fucking annoying pricks that none stop bite the living fuck out of u for no particular reason other than to be a cunt...should be extinct this message got my anger out on the pesky rapscallians

Eg-Mate fuck this shit the fuckin midges are out tonight and biting me like a fuckin nitty lookin for crack

by Chaz1889 June 27, 2020