middlewoman

A bisexual female who helps to impregnate her lover by passing semen from a man via a blowjob and eating out her lover with a mouthfull of cum .

That butchy bitch didn't want me to fuck her so she got her bitch to be the middlewoman and suck me off then spit in her pussy.

by roodboy September 2, 2007

middleing

to have sex with a person's nose.

its the way his nose fits that makes middleing so enjoyable.

by Clare_Bear June 21, 2007

Piddleton

A hybrid name to describe Prince William and Kate Middleton, just like Brangelina describes Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Piddleton is generally used by people who want to take some of the starch out of the Royals.

Sister: How come William and Kate don't have an acronym like other celebrity couples?

Brother: They do. It's Piddleton.

by Barney Who-Ah November 20, 2010

Middletown highschool

Located in middletown, delaware. where all the poor low-class people go who are too lazy or poor to go to a catholic/ private school. mostly black people go there. there AP courses are equivalent Padua's lowest courses. Middletown girls don't have any style at all and are stuck in 2005. Middletown students are salty because they got sent there instead of Appo.

Random person: what school do you go to?
Middletown student: middletown highschool
Random person: Ohhhhh, well at least its easy.

by middletownhighschooliseasy March 21, 2011

middleman

Also known as the Double Adapter , this is the man in the middle of a gay threesome.

My boyfriend and I picked up this flammer last night ,Sidney, and we used him as the middleman.

by roodboy September 1, 2007

middletown chestwarmer

you start with the cleaveland steamer which is another creation from ohio then you add a hot water bottle cover up with a quilt and a dab of vaporrub and your chest will be as warm within seconds

donna was chilly so herb suggested a middletown chestwarmer and after applied she thanked him by accepting an alabama hot pocket

by injun33 October 26, 2010

Middletucky

Middletucky is the nickname given to Middletown, Ohio. It is a small to medium sized city containing about 50,000 people located in Southwestern Ohio about halfway in between Cincinnati and Dayton. It gets its nickname from its poor reputation. The city is known for high levels of drug usage, property crime, and poverty. It is advisable to avoid going out too late to avoid being robbed or beaten in a dark alley.

I passed through Middletucky the other day while I was headed home so I made sure my doors were locked and didn’t stop for gas until I reached the next town over.

by anonymous December 17, 2020