Methlete

A person who frequently uses Meth yet takes care of business such as paying bills, showering, laundry, and any other make believe task because it literally does not happen

Little Jeffrey has to stay after school for the Methletes club and it can sometimes last 2-3 days straight. They try to get a lot done.

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Mertle

When someone is always always in a negative mood they are being a mertle

Person 1: let's go to the football game this weekend

Person 2: nah, I cant be bothered

Person 1: come to the game and stop being a mertle

by seanconnerytoupee February 4, 2020

Methlete

A needle injecting meth head that always wins or takes first place at track and filth.

Stevo: Hey Davo did ya see that skinny crackhead chick that came around Gary's today for a pipnic.
Davo: yeh no shit aye, she must inject the stuff usually.
Stevo: yeh i would say she is definitely a methlete from way back with track marks like that.

by BUCKYWEED1988 February 14, 2020

methlemoanphetamine

The real fruity sweet and sour drink made with real lemons and filters used to manufacture illegal controlled substances.

Noun. We need a pic-me up. Stop at the Methlemoanphetamine stand around the corner. Your in for a treat.

by Dr Real Good January 26, 2021

Methlemoanphetamine

The summertime icy sun made fruity sweet and bitter drink made with real lemons and coffee filters reused from cooks to make illegal controlled substances.

Noun. . . "Let's stop at the Methlemoanphetamine stand around the corner...

by Dr Real Good January 26, 2021

Methleham

Methleham is the paradise of all cheeses

Cheesus was born in methleham

by Mysticgirl February 22, 2021

Mottley

Likes to cream feet and always in a soup.

Mottley is in a soup.

by Ross aka purple man May 22, 2021