Mathew

Probably a nerd
Make fun of him by saying mathematician or something algebra related.
Per example:

Hey Mathew!

what
Mathematics are cool
Fuck off

by oxilac_meth March 19, 2022

Mathew Aiton

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis

Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"

by Skepi March 9, 2010

Methelodeon

Nickelodeon for tweekers
The camera monitoring channel at a tweekers house, preferably with the kids locked out

Methelodeon is the only t.v. station these days that never changes, yet tweekers stay focused until they might.

by MystiC-Army October 26, 2011

Mathew effect

The fact that the rich get richer & the poor get poorer

He got promoted by his pop as the MG of the multi billion £ firm.

He had to break his piggybank to feed his hungry dad & the family.
Mathew effect is defined.

by Pinnochinco May 17, 2014

mathew davis

The most stupidest kid in all of existence. Once ate a sock at 3 AM over a wet dream.

Mathew Davis doesn't know his head from his feet

by Jacobdidthis February 8, 2018

Mathew Martinez

MATHEW MARTINEZ is the sweetest guy and most HANDSOME guy you can ever encounter in your life. He has a huge heart and always know how to be a great boyfriend! THE BEST BOYFRIEND! He is always open to listen, advise, and be there through hell and back. Mathew Martinez is a DEFINITE ride or die! He has an amazing smile, gves the best hugs and kisses and most important, his personality is worth 1058640583049871247868470 times more all the money in the world! He does amazing lovies and is the best at taking care of you! HE fullfills all of the characteristics of being THE BEST PART of his partners life. If any girl besides his partner, tries to flirt or get close, she wll most DEFINITELY be long gone! He is cuffed and is waiting to spend his life next to her FOREVER! If you have a MATHEW MARTINEZ, do NOT let him go, if oy encounter one, YOU ARE LUCKY! MATHEW MARTINEZ IS THE BEST PART! ❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️

Ex: "MATHEW MARTINEZ IS THE BEST!"
Ex: "That guy, MATHEW MARTINEZ has the most PERFECT smile ever!!"
Ex: "She is the luckiest girl in the world, to have MATHEW MARTINEZ as a boyfriend."

by usFoRSliDE October 9, 2020

Mathew

There is ew in his name for a reason. He is an ugly piece of shit that can't mind his own damn business. Hes the ugliest kid you will ever meet.He loves drama. Be careful telling Mathew your secrets because he can't keep any. All of the ugly girls like him. He can never keep a relationship.

girl#1: ew who is that?
girl#2: his name must be Mathew

by C3T6 November 20, 2019