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Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3
Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead
by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011
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Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..
by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010
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Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.
"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"
by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016
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Rug Merchant

Julia would never have met Kate had it not been for that rug merchant on Bourbon Street.
by FengTao April 27, 2011
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Sodomy merchant

A word used to describe an individual with little respect for the opposite sex. The definition does not insinuate an individual practices 'sodomy,' but rather he/she talks in a dirty tone, normally at the expense of others.
Don't pay attention to him, he's just a massive sodomy merchant
by sodomiser October 21, 2010
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Batty Merchant

1. A homosexual male prostitute.
2. A shy male who claims he is not homosexual but does blatant homosexual acts.
Guy1:"Yo, that dude is such a batty merchant, he said he wasn't gay, then he offered me a blowjob for 5 bucks!"
by Handle27 February 1, 2017
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like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter
mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant
by entbaek November 28, 2016
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