mendoncfest

A fest held in honour of or by a mendonc

We are going to have a mendoncfest

by Johnadict March 4, 2008

Menopanic

The period of time in a woman's life immediately before menopause in which she feels the uncontrollable to urge to produce offspring. All rules on quality control when selecting males to assist in this task are thrown out the window, resulting in very poor choices of mates.

"All my friends are married and have kids, why don't I? I'm becoming an old maid. Menopanic attack!"

"Hey babe, I'm a drunk tattoo artist artist who plays drums for a death metal band and lives in my mother's garage."

"You're perfect! Let's make babies!"

by NephilimNexus March 5, 2009

manyooke

manyooke or mntake means fucked in Arabic (An expression used for females) while mentak is used for males

you manyooke fuck off

by l.boy May 25, 2011

Menolly

An annoying weird girl who always gets called cute, pretty, and nice all the time and she’s mostly a Virgo plus she always likes to give people weird nicknames

Person1: hey look it’s that girl menolly

Person2: she’s so pretty and cute
Person:3 I’m gonna call u fluffy

Person4: but I’m ur ex
Person3: so what
Person5: menolly is so weird

by Fluffy Raspberries January 16, 2020

Carolina Mendoza

A brownish-yellowish girl who is about 5'4 and wants a girlfriend. She likes to drink cranberry juice and get head in GTA from hookers. Although she is lactose intolerant she still decides to eat/drink dairy products which result in shitting on the toilet and suffering from stomach pain. Carolina has good friends like mE, so dont fuck with her or I'll eat ur ass. Moral of the story, she is gay.

Carolina Mendoza
Example of this gay faggot:
Carolina: "I want a girlfriend wAaAAaaAaH"
me: "stfu"

by ur focking dad bitch May 8, 2020

breiny mendoza

a really hairy girl on every body part

damn Chewbacca looks like breiny mendoza

by the cheeseburger September 24, 2020

Mendo Blendo

A variety of 3 different kinds of outdoor grown marijuana from Mendecino county. Usually the leftover scraps from 3 different strains thrown together to get more money for them all together.

That Berkenstock storm trooper just sold me a pound of Mendo Blendo for 2000 dollars

by KeepWalking January 26, 2009