manderbash

to jerk off

i will jerk off

by int January 14, 2004

manderwich

Sandwich made by Mander (See definition of Mander in the glossary). A sandwhich that is made by the white crust left on you sheets after sex.

After having sex the previous night, John made a manderwich with the mander he woke up in the next morning

by Amanda April 18, 2005

Mander

In verb form: to mander. To bother or annoy, usually in the form of hitting playfully or light-hearted verbal persecution; can, but does not have to be, coupled with repeatedly shouting the word "mander, mander!" at the object of ridicule.

We like to mander a boy in band by screaming "mander, mander!" at him.

by gerrymanderers association October 20, 2010

Meanderfall

A Meanderfall is someone who is in walking aimlessly after drinking at the pub and definitely about to fall.

He's wandering around like a meanderfall. We should help him.

by Madrigan February 4, 2010

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

mr.manders

The weirdest person on the planet

Mr.Manders- *does the beaver face*

by farts of the pan January 13, 2014

meanderthal

Someone old enough, but still insufficiently intellectually developed to know that the universe does not revolve around them. This person believes that everything is all about THEM, they fail to take responsibility for themselves, their errors, and the way other people respond to their sometimes painfully self-centered behavior and thinking.

Paul: Hey, Chelsea, give me that piece of pie.
Chelsea: But Dad, this is the last piece.
Paul: Go in and get yourself something else then.
Paul takes pie away from his daugher, she slumps back into the house.
Bek: (Aside to Kathryn) Paul is such a meanderthal - that poor kid loves banana cream pie!

by Bethany_S October 9, 2006