Hold the Mayo

Hold the fuck up or no bullshit

Hold the mayo I'm not about to play with you.

by JourneysMom January 22, 2020

Noah Scented Mayo

An incredible actor and dancer. His phenomenal performance in the bowling alley scene won five Oscars and seventeen Grammy awards (somehow). He also smells like mayo.

Oh my gosh, it's Noah Scented Mayo!

I loved his quote "It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others."

So inspiring!

by that one girl angie June 6, 2021

mayeda

Mayeda is a a type of sweet and good dancer who loves to share stuff with others. She is so lovable and trustworthy to her friends so don't underestimate her.

Mayeda your so nice.

by mayeda December 31, 2016

Pussy Mayo

The white staines remaining on your sheets after having intercouse with a woman.

Man, I was pounding Beth so hard lastnight, I had to wash my sheets twice to get all the pussy mayo off of them.

by ALEX,ANDREW,MATT November 13, 2011

Cinco de Mayo'd

When a person generally with a Caucasian stomach eats too much Mexican food and in turn spends more time in the bathroom than usual.

Usually occurs on Cinco de Mayo.

Tommy, Cam, and I headed out to El Oasis for lunch in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Then dinner rolled around and we figured we'd go to Panchero's. A fight over the bathroom ensued. Needless to say we got Cinco de Mayo'd.

by Peter the Meter May 5, 2009

Stinko de Mayo

a phrase yelled in spanish class when somebody farts

Bill: (farts)
Bob: awh, stinko de mayo!

by bronxbomber678 August 13, 2006

Seis de Mayo

The day after Cinco de Mayo; usually characterized by deadly farts, a killer hangover, and dormir mucho.

I love Cinco de Mayo- Taco Bell, Corona and lime, sombreros, and jammin' to mariachi songs!
I HATE Seis de Mayo- farts that smell like chalupas and a hangover the size of Mexico. It sucks big cojones.

by moroho May 6, 2010