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Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.
"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."
by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017
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toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.
I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work
by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017
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Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.
Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".
by austbeacon May 4, 2013
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squad massage

When you and your squad go to da massage parlor to get yo squad massaged.
"I bought my squad a squad massage for Christmas. I can't wait to use it!
by bakup4_nhoe January 9, 2015
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A Mojo Massage

A Mojo Massage is used to describe the massage technique that fuses a normal massage with an Erotic massage and Sensual massage. Whilst many people believe that the erotic massage and sensual massages are one and the same. They are in fact two totally different and the bringing of the two together gives a Mojo Massage which can tantalise all areas of your body.

The MOJO massage is subtle combination of 3 massages designed to take you from a position of being stressed before you start to one of complete relaxation at the end.
When interview she commented that one of the most important aspects of the MOJO massage was the products that are used during the massage as the effect of the massage needs the combination of waxes and oils.
The first part of the MOJO massage is a relaxing massage using Massage waxes to give a deeper and more relaxing massage Once the body is relaxed and more receptive to sensory stimulation the relaxation massage changes to a more sensual body to body massage using oils which aid sensitivity and heighten the experience, increasing the blood pressure and heart rate slightly and quickening breathing.
Once the body is totally aroused the sensual body to body massage becomes transformed into a slow lingam massage taken to the ultimate conclusion.
The massage is then finished off with an invigorating hot shower to remove all the oils. The MOJO massage takes one hour and what a great feeling it is complete satisfaction
"I am going to have a mojo massage tonight"
by Lululiu December 6, 2011
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Massage Train

Activity where party participants sit in a line, usually on the floor and massage eachother, most often( almost always) while on ecstacy.Coined in Catalina by the Core
J:"Were you in that massage train last night?"

K:"Oh yeah massage train yeah!"
by Spikolli October 17, 2010
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Ed Massage

An intensely relaxing massage given by Ed Crankshaft to his family and friends. When he does it, they sigh in relief. Most notably given when one of his family or friends is stiff or tired at the end of the day. An Ed Massage is very soothing. It often includes the sea foam green lotion known as Edward Ocean. If you want something that won't take a lot of time, don't head for a massage parlor - try an Ed Massage. And remember, Ed Crankshaft sent you!
Pickles: Hey Ed, I'm so sore. Chasing Homer around the garden really took a lot out of me. Its rough being a cat.

Ed: Well, that's no problem. How about an Ed Massage? (he takes a spoonful of the Edward Ocean) Here's comes the massage plane into the hangar! Zoom! (he starts Pickles' fur)

Pam: Oh no, I've been walking all day. Did I see you giving Pickles an Ed Massage? I need one too!

Ed: Okay, easy, easy now. This is going to be good. This is sweet. (he starts rubbing Pam's feet) You poor little chick. Daddy knows what to do.

Ed: (while sitting in front of the bonfire he feels a twinge in his back) Oh no, now I need an Ed Massage. Give me that Edward Ocean, would ya? (he rubs some onto his back) There! That's better. That felt good.

Pam: Do you want me to do all over? I mean, not just your feet, but whole body? I can do that if you want me to.

Ed: Sweet! My whole body feels rough. I haven't had an Ed Massage in days. I just need to warm up is all. Ed Massages rock! One of the best ways to relax after a hard day.

Pickles: Right on! Even an old mudcat like me would love an Ed Massage every now and then. High paw! (Pickles high fives Ed, scratching his hand) Ed Massage forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 26, 2011
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