Manute Bol

v. To cockblock someone. This technique is commonly employed by males and females alike, and victims tend to more often be friends than enemies of whoever is Manute Bol for the night. Technique varies widely, as do motives, though Manuting most commonly occurs out of competition (usually in males) or protection (usually females). Manute holds records for blocking shots, and if you're not careful, he'll block you too!

Pat Manute Boled me by hitting on the same breezy I was talking to.

Pat was Manuted by the girl's overly concerned friend.

by Manute Bol January 13, 2008

O'marathon

A long run comprising of 18 miles or more done purely for the sake of enjoying the scenery and environment of where the participant is running. Popular amongst high school and college runners in the Western Pennsylvania distance running community, it was created by the great American Distance Runner Timothy O'Mara.

"Hey did you run an O'Marathon Today?"
"I'm going to run an O'marathon across a glacier, it looks very scenic."

by McLovin' August 31, 2007

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.

Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom

by bk baller January 18, 2011

marathonger

someone who wears thongs for extended periods of time, for example, up to 24 hours or wears thongs for several weeks or more at a time.

Becky's gynecologist told her to lay off the marathonging because she's getting excessive yeast infections.

by cinematek July 3, 2004

Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019

Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.

Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."

by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011

marathon sex

Sex that lasts over an hour, with continued intent; if only an hour and a half or so, partners may only be distracted during sex. During 'marathon sex,' as opposed to marathons, small breaks are sometimes taken, akin to stretches during exercise, which is part of what the 'marathon' is... exercise, for both partners, in every case, though! For it to last so long, mutual exercising, and most especially pleasure, throughout the entire event, are both prime requisites.

When we're going to have more than a few hours alone, it's always nice to make sure a good bit of marathon sex is part of that time.

by FlyinMonki82 January 18, 2016