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Maple Street Magnet School

Worlds must suckish school.

A school filled with suck.
"You can't be GETTIN' up and down and all around 'cause you in lunch de-TEN-tion!"
-Maple Street Magnet School Lunch Detention Monitor Person (I have no idea what their job title is, they just walks around and tell people "Not to be late fo claaayuss!" while wearing extremely stupid sunglasses.)
by shoeofmoo July 1, 2011
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Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a disgrace to sports.

If Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.
by Ron Wilson's Lover Brian Burke November 2, 2011
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Maple Log Roll

A maple log roll is when you fall out of your tree in Canada.
"I did a maple log roll earlier today and now my sphincter is damaged. This sucks!"
by CanadianWench June 28, 2012
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maple water

That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!
Man, the maple water is really going this morning!
by Wapus270 January 1, 2014
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Maple Bean

“Bean” is a shortened word for “Beaner;” a derogatory word used against Hispanics. A “Maple Bean” is a Hispanic that illegally crossed over the US/MEX border but kept going so far that he ended up in Canada. That Hispanic then has a few kids born and raised in Canada, and they are first generation Maple Beans.
Alejandro: ay papi, y’all esses from America cuz based on your accents y’all aint from El Tri.

JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.

Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?
by Tuantingtong September 19, 2018
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Memphis Mauler

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.
Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler
by Blinggy August 17, 2017
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Canadian maple simp

Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.
Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.
by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020
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