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manned parenthood

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
by the teej April 28, 2009
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manbedextrius

The ability to wack off with either your right or your left hand.
Time to wack it.

But honey, you broke your right hand!

No worries, I'm manbedextrius.
by bkrj January 11, 2014
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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
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Manxed

1. Slang used to describe a type of cat that has no tail - these cats originally come from the Isle of Man and naturally either have no tail or have an incredibly short tail.

Also, manxed cats are know to be very good hunters and so used to be used as a ship's cat or by farmers to hunt mice and rates. Their very short tails (or lack of them) gets named in the following ways: rumpy, riser, stumpy, stubby and longy.

The long-haired version of the manxed cat is breed from Canada that is best known as the Cymric cat.
"That corgi dog has no tail and looks manxed"
"I'll go get a manxed cat to catch dem rats"
"Look at that kitty, it's tail is manxed"
by TomTTT November 26, 2016
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Maskedgamerr

Maskedgamerr is a sexy dude

Maskedgamerr is funny

Maskedgamerr is an amazing person
Maskedgamerr I love you XD
by Dingdong-the-witch.is:dead October 28, 2019
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Manker

The balance of man between a banker and mental patient
Emily needs a manker in her life
by Colourfulchalkk January 21, 2021
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masked 10

a masked 10 is a female (or a male) who looks very hot with their mask on, but once the mask is removed, they drop to a 3 or 4
I hate college during corona because there are so many masked 10s
damn that girl is such a catfish, shes a masked 10
by coolmanguydude February 1, 2021
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