manheels

Otherwise known as cowboy boots; that which men wear if less than or equal to 5'9" tall. Mandatory when meeting a woman who really is 5'9" tall. Not required: cowboy hat, unless hairline has receded way more than online photo; any attachment to horses, C & W music, or chest hair.

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the insecurities of its vertically-challenged men. Solution: cowboy boots, a/k/a manheels. Tom Cruise might wear manheels.

by BarbJ (really is 5'9") September 10, 2006

manchoes

I beef. Manchoes.

Such as 'to beef manchoes' or 'i beef. manchoes', when always seperated by a period in the statement form. It is what always has been.

"Damn, Ryan Howe was all 'I Beef' and i was like 'manchoes' and it was all like 'i beef. manchoes'"

by Dar Lazdin herself January 31, 2005

rape mangoes

mangoes that are sold in roadside stalls off the side of a highway in the country where the young girl helping daddy sell them is certain to be raped that night

Bro in shotgun: hey lets stop to get those mangoes
Bro driving: nah they are rape mangoes and I will not fund rape

by Tom3457mofo April 29, 2011

Manhole

Any vagina.

Hope Sue gives me some manhole tonight.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

a man hoe

A man who cheats on his gf for a nother girl than another

James is a man hoe

by Bad ass bich May 4, 2016

manhog

It is that which is Heinzbiloh. Man or legend of the nation of Odowd, this thing, this creature, this horrible abomination against god, can only be described as manhog.

Me: Heinzbiloh what are you eating?
(SQUEEL) I AM MANHOG, beware I am coming!( hunchbacks away into the horizon)

by Ewanofthetown November 14, 2007

Manheim Steamroller

The sexual act of gaping ones partners anus with your fist then proceeding to teabag there gaping anal cavity with your nutsack and letting the sphincter heal and close around the sack of nuts. then regaping the anus and removing the nutsack and dragging your shit covered nuts from the top of their head to the tip of their toes.

Mike: Dude guess what.

Alex: You're gay?

Mike: Yea, Ronaldo gave me the Manheim Steamroller last night. =

Alex: AWH ME NEXT!! ;

by jimmy highfield November 28, 2010