mancakes

1) Bachelor food. Usually made from assorted food stuffs in the home (see bachelor pad). Inedible to females.

2) The dried cakes of semen left on the abs when one has fallen asleep following a good wanking. (see also Man-chips)

1) Hey, Dave, I'm frying up some mancakes, you want one?

2) Hey, Dave, I tossed up some mancakes (also Man-chips), you want one?

by Pykebert October 30, 2004

Manch

a.k.a. "Manch Dressing"

Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.

Hey baby, you look like you could use some manch dressing on that pube salad!

by BABIESwithTITS May 22, 2008

Mancessity

The quality or state of being inevitable to man's way of life in nature; anything else shall be considered a mancessory.

Ross only brought the mancessity items with him on our annual camping trip; beer, a knife, and his flint stick.

by Hash Brown Matt March 30, 2009

Manccordion

Fisting a man from both the mouth and the anus, in an accordion like motion.

I was with a group of friends and ended up getting manccordioned on the floor

by Manccordion Man January 6, 2012

manchego

Connoisseur grade cannabis. Any really good, fragrant sinsemilla with well balanced psychoactive properties, especially a strain known to enhance sexual pleasure.

Kelley scored some crazy, almost iridescent, purple manchego so we could smoke up before the show last night, but two hits off that shit and we were both so DTF that we never even made it to the Fillmore! So much for being 'just friends' ... lol

by zargonym January 30, 2014

ManCanter

Noun. A ManCanter is a male, often well-endowed, who drains his bladder, through use of a catheter, and proceeds to refill his bladder with wine. The wine should always be a red. The man decanter is then hired by the super-wealthy as a form of entertainment at parties. The man decanter strolls, nude, from glass to glass at the party and proceeds to offer guests "drinksies" by dispensing the wine from his penis.

Walter, have you hired a ManCanter for the summer soiree? The Andersons had one last spring and I refuse to have any wine that isn't served from a ManCanter.

by Paul'sBF October 17, 2018

Macy

She is super funny and nice. She is one of the smartest in class and always makes honor roll. All the boys want her bad but she got her eye on one. she isn’t afraid to be true to herself and has amazing fashion sense. she is definitely and baddie and will probably be famous in 3 years for her looks and talent. she is an amazing singer who can take your breath away. She is amazing at sports, particularly soccer and can defend anyone. She is honest and isn’t afraid to tell you how she feels. She doesn’t like chocolate but her silly friends always forget and asks her if she wants some. she has the prettiest hair and eyes. With some gorgeous glasses that are blue and black. Her eyes are so cool it’s unreal. She has the prettiest earrings and she wears them well. She could be Charli D’amelio with her dancing skills. She is an amazing secret keeper and an amazing friend. Her cooking is the best of its kind. She makes amazing quesadillas and pizza. Her roblox and minecraft skills make you wish you had them. She is the queen of gaming and the king of amazing. If you have a friend like Macy make sure you treat her right.

somebody1: hey have u met macy?
somebody2: yeah she is so nice and pretty
somebody1: ikr i wanna be her friend

somebody2: her friends are so lucky she is so loyal and sweet!

by goodvibesfromjustice April 14, 2020