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machead

pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.
If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.
by Graham T C February 11, 2006
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Machala

A classical afro beat legend and as always been the face of good music in Nigeria wizkid.
There's only one machala in the whole of africa
by Ma.il November 13, 2020
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Manchester, NJ

The town directly west of Toms River, and basically exists in the larger town's shadow. Manchester is a lot like its neighboring town, but without a "downtown" section and with a lot more undeveloped woods. There are significantly fewer things to do in Manchester, so young people smoke a disproportionate amount of marijuana in comparison to neighboring towns. There are two wawa's within the Township and it is 9 miles away from Seaside heights, where the stoned Manchesterians spend a lot of their time. Manchester also houses over 10 different senior citizen developments and nursing homes.

Manchester is made of various different subsections:

Whiting is largely rural and full of somewhat white trash / redneck individuals. because of the amount of undeveloped woods trails, whiting is known for "woods parties". Kid's in whiting smoke blunts and prefer Honey dutch masters.

Pine Lake Park is known for its horrible polluted lake, where life guards are paid $9/hr to make sure nobody enters the water. PLP lifeguards are notorious for being intoxicated on weed and pain killers on duty. There used to be a public skatepark in PLP but it was torn down after numerous complaints of drug use and drug transactions. Kids in pine lake park smoke hand blown glass pieces.

Holly Oaks is known for their Rite Aid, and the sketchy stoner kids who live there. It is the most typical suburban neighborhood in Manchester. Kids in holly oaks all think theyre drug dealers.

Lakehurst is a seperate town that exists inside Manchester, and is known for the explosion of the hindenburg, its Naval Base, and the prevalence of inbreeding.

Summit Park and Richard Estates are neighborhoods where white people are afraid of getting shot upon entrance.
by jim p October 11, 2005
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Manchester, Georgia

Home of the Manchester Blue Devils, some of the worst public education in Georgia, and enough pot to las Cheech and Chong a lifetime. Since its founding in 1909, Manchester has been known for its crooked cops and high crimes. Manchester is the best place out there!
Guy1: Dude, where you from?
Guy2: Oh, Manchester, Georgia
Guy1: Sweet, I've been needin some dope. Gimme a nick.
by ThatsWhatSheSaid19911 September 23, 2010
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machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.
Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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Manching

Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.
"Hey bruh, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls. I was too busy manching."
by Richard Blazincock August 22, 2015
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Machaizelli

The greatest person ever to have lived. This person is a wonderful photographer, great friend, and sexy beyond belief. He is also probably an African prince, however this may not always be true. He has the heart of a lion.
Person 1: That guy is really f*cking awesome...
Person 2: Of course he is, he's Machaizelli!
by Rawrrrrr[: August 25, 2011
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