Red Mage

A man who really enjoys having sex with women on their period.

"Man, that's the third girl Dave fucked this month who was on her period, he must be a Red Mage!"

by Cunt Puker July 25, 2012

Tits Magee

Person who eats alot and likes Dtraill.

We call Kristen Magee Tits Magee.

by MGEEZY973 October 24, 2006

scroteface magee

a scrotum that resembles a person (mostly a celeberity)'s face

Dude, Martin's balls are a scroteface magee, they look like Jennifer Aniston!

by MotoBuddy August 27, 2006

Magee's Law

When achieving a "Killing Spree" or a higher award (such as "Running Riot") on Halo 3, then immediatly afterwards you are killed without killing anyone else after the award.

Getting a "Killing Spree" celebrating, and then being sniped seconds afterwards, then requiring you to except you've been done by Magee's Law

by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008

Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.

Jon is a road mage

by Smickers2 June 30, 2022

Toaster Mage

Otherwise known as the "sarcastic slacker", meeting a Toaster Mage is said to aggrivate newbies beyond all belief.

"be a piest"

"be a piest"

"be a piest"

by Robobob January 25, 2005

mage rape

the use of magic (in an extremely nerdy rpg ussually) to suveerly kill a unit, and ussually when there are multiple mages involved and the unit stands no chance. this ussually happens to meele units. Also usable when you have a mega-mage

the 15th lvl fighter enters the temple of the lich and is immediately shot death spells at from three minion mages of similar level blast him with death magic. He sucedes on his first two saves but fails the third, and the spell kills him instantly. mage rape.

also in a gris rpg when a unit is surrounded by mages and locked in place by the ha-ha-you-cant-move-through-my-unit-strategy.

by avocado avenger January 25, 2011