masterdating

Thinking of having sex with multiple women while mastubating.

Bob: "I couldn't get a date friday night."

Jim: "Have you tried masterdating, it's so much better. It's like being on 5 dates at once.""

by Doc Scholls September 28, 2006

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

chicken masturbating

Chickens playing with themselves in an innappropriet manner at a chicken motel 6 or behind a hay stack

Wow! I was walking down the street and then i saw a chicken masturbating.

by Jacobthechickenman August 25, 2006

masterbathing

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.

i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.

by mirror butt March 7, 2016

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness

Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true

by Double D123 May 27, 2008