loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.
Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket
by Pampowncake March 03, 2011
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Three Musketeers

Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.
"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"
by Yang's Kitchen February 03, 2009
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musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.
So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.
by I have the milkshakes July 24, 2015
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3 musketeers

A candy bar filled with chocolate nougat. Tastes awful.
by Babby November 03, 2006
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goo-musket

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.
Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

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Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.
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3 musketeers

3 friends who always has eachothers back and would do anything for eachother. They all know eachothers secrets and have inside jokes. Who ever messes with one of them messes with all of them. Nothing will break the trio apart not even a dumb boy. They like to use words periodt, go off, we stan her, boo-, and girl bye. They always use emojis 😌😭😼🏃🏻 ♀️. They are popular but don’t consider themselves popular. And they’re always in the group chats or invited to hang out. THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER!
random girl 1: i wish i had a friendship like the 3 musketeers
random girl 2: yeah they’re all so pretty, wish i was them
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Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.
Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.
by pop-eye September 11, 2008
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