king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

king mocha java by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008

ass mocha 

The frothed ejaculate created inside a rectum when penetration continues after ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk with chocolate - as in a mocha. This term can be applied to both heterosexual and homosexual anal intercourse.

When Elton John pulled his cock out of Clay Aiken's stretched asshole after cumming twice, his frothy load made Clay's gaper look like an ass mocha.

ass mocha by Cock Blogger March 20, 2009

orange mocha frappacino 

A joke used as yet another Starbucks beverage for the purpose of momentary caffeine/sugar high.

From the comedy, Zoolander. Quoted when Derik was feeling blue, so his buddies suggested "Orange Mocha Frappacinos!!" as the obvious cure for his sorrow. Has underlying commentary on the ever-growing Starbucks franchise and world domination factor of the company and a sugar/caffeine-driven lifestyle. Also suggests the trendiness of Starbucks, such that all the cool people (ie male models) drink coffee at Starbucks, duh!

My dog just died. Boo hoo. Time to pay $10 for some orange mocha frappacino!!

orange mocha frappacino by flo123 August 27, 2005

Cuban Mocha 

Put chocolate and coffee in a persons mouth, then stick your dick in their mouth and cum to add the milk

"Can you make me a Cuban mocha tonight John?" oral

Cuban Mocha by is apples May 11, 2018

office mocha 

An improvised hot beverage created from items usually found at an office coffee station. The traditional version is made from coffee and "Swiss Miss" instant hot cocoa. Sometimes referred to as a ghetto mocha.

Tom decided to break up his afternoon lull by making himself a delicious office mocha.

office mocha by fadedgiant July 31, 2007

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake 

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.

Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake by clynnroff December 1, 2009

Poor Man's Mocha 

A term originating in the Reef (the main cafeteria) at St. John's University (Minn). The term refers to a mixture of hot chocolate and straight black coffee. Students need to concoct their own mocha because the Reef does not provide mochas and student's are far too poor to afford a $4 coffee from Starbucks everyday. The term 'hobo mocha' has also been used to describe this beverage.

Bennie: Is that hot chocolate?
Johnnie: No way! This is a Poor Man's Mocha!

Poor Man's Mocha by JR Saff September 20, 2011