basic mitch

A guy who describes himself as a Chairman and CEO entrepreneur, but is really just an exterminator that owns his own car (Blue Beetle).

Can you believe that guy we met last night at Applebee’s that ordered a Long Island iced tea?! He’s such a basic Mitch.

by WhatIreallywant2sayaboutyou February 28, 2018

mitch hedberg

an american comedian known for his one-line non sequiturs. he was hilarious and may he rest in peace

I slept at my friends house, and he said "you have to sleep on the floor" i said "Damn gravity...got me again! You don't know how badly i wanted to sleep on the wall!"_ Mitch Hedberg

and

I have a king sized bed. Now i don't know any kings, but I'm sure that if one slept over, he would be comfortable... "Hey I'm a king!" "well you'll never guess what I have in store for you, exactly to your specifications"-Mitch Hedberg

and

You know how people say "i don't care if they're black, white, purple or green!"? ..oh now hold on a minute, you gotta draw the line somewhere...to hell with purple people! unless they're suffocating...theenn help em!-Mitch Hedberg

by teeeaaa May 13, 2006

Mitchel Cave

A tall crack whore. The word 'yuh' is the only word in his dictionary, he's part kangaroo. His lice are his backup vocals, cannot under any circumstances properly enunciate words clearly.

can you fucking speak properly ur such a MITCHEL CAVE

by isawthereaper June 12, 2019

Mitch Hedberg

funny ass comedian.dak sunglasses are always present on his face.

some of his brilliannce:

i dont have a girlfriend, i just know a girl that will get really mad if i say that.

cucumbers are pickles that sold out.

a woman asked me where i see myself in five years,i said "celebratin the fifth year anniversary, of you askin me that question!"

by mitch fan October 2, 2004

charlie mitchell

a chocolate leprachaun then laughs when he runs because the grass tickles his balls

the charlie mitchell is laughing bc the grass is so high

by jimmy stiner May 18, 2009

Mr. Mitchell

A psychotic wood shop teacher. Cusses at the students and yells at everyone. Likes to eat dogs and cats, drinks coffee a lot, and looks like the michelin man. Likes Latex Ladies.

“Yoo Mr. Mitchell told us he eats dogs”

“Mr Mitchell is choking his chicken in the tool room”

by Lmao Whyy January 22, 2019

Dirty Mitch

When one takes an unnaturally large shit in a public toilet and leaves it for the next guy. The shit may be so massive that the toilet in question may need to be removed.

Tom: Holy Fuck! come check this out, somebody pulled a dirty mitch!

by Supermannnnnnn December 9, 2008