shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

by Trony420 August 21, 2017

der mist

A German saying for "This Shit" often used in situations where someone messed up or is acting immature.

Keven Kept on yelling "yeet" so billy replyed "der mist"

by A_John_Bolten February 3, 2018

Menstrual Mist

The act of a female squirting during her menstrual cycle.

I went down on a bloody pussy to get my red wings, found out she was a squirter and got menstrual mist all over my face.

by Asius June 8, 2018

Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut

I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.

by loliconqueror69 August 29, 2019

DingleBerry Mist

When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed

Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.

by Mist agent November 23, 2019

golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room

Every room in my house got golden misted.

by GoldenMister February 14, 2022

pissed mist

A general feeling of mass anger, malaise, or depression that simultaneously affects everyone in a room, dwelling, or community.

Alternatively spelled "pissedmist"

Everyone's depressed today, must be some sort of pissed mist going around.

by Mod Eschar July 11, 2022