Mikey

Mikey is genuinely such a good person to be around. he’s a great friend and an amazing boyfriend.

if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho

person:What’s your name?
mikey: Mikey!
person:heyyyy ;)

by mommy long legs November 22, 2021

Mikey

Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.

Hi Mikey how are you

by Bluebucks November 22, 2021

Mikey

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.

I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

mikey

he is very nice and kind even doe he has fake friends but he is real asf and when you meet him he is charmig and sweet

mikey cool asf

by heybyelol November 23, 2021

Mikey

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.

There's something about Mikey.

by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is a person with a decent personality and can be kind and considerate sometimes he can also be a good friend.

Person ; how do you view Mikey

Person 2: he is a good person

by Mikey____3 November 24, 2021

Mikey

Derives from popular Dhar Mann character Mikey. A Mikey is a kid that has, but only uses when exams come up, Munchasuen syndrome.

That kids a Mikey, he faked a broken arm to get out of a test!

by Wivilswivl December 13, 2021