Mike 

Mike is the kindest, sweetest, handsome guy who claims he is asexual at first and then once you get to know him, you will end up falling in love with. He is probably the type of guy who is friends with your ex boyfriend and most likeley a baseball player. Mike is overall a great guy.

Friend: I left the party last night with Mike

Other friend: NO WAY!!

Mike by Abigal smith May 8, 2020

Mike 

Mike

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Mike by anonymous May 1, 2021

Mike 

One of the most AMAZING friends you’ll ever have in your life. They’re kind, sweet, generous, always there for you, and you’ll be so glad you met them. They’ll always be open to talk to you once you two get to know each other- and trust me, once you’re friends you won’t want to stop talking to them. They’re always there for you.

My friend Mike is such a Mike- that’s probably why it’s their name.

Mike by ZeeXtor May 25, 2021

mike 

a slang term for Coke Zero

hey buddy toss me a mike would ya

mike by Ken City November 7, 2021

Mike 

Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.

What a beautiful sunny day .. but be wary of Mike’s beautifully eclipsed head

Mike by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021

Mike 

Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.

Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"

Mike by thekid121314 March 24, 2011

Mike 

Ignorant.

You were totally Mike when you didn't come put exterior outlets on my house.

Mike by id want to be me December 6, 2016