hot ass mess

When you’re all over the place and can’t get things in order.

Your relationship with Lee is a hot ass mess.

by LipGloss19 January 27, 2018

talkin' mess

to speak offensively or maliciously behind someone's back

That girl was talkin' mess like crazy on MySpace yesterday.

by dylan-o November 14, 2006

glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.

Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.

by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005

hanging mess

Hanging mess is a way to describe someone who looks very ugly. This term is usually used in South Wales, Merthyr Tydfil. It can also be used to describe what you look like with a hangover.

Pretty Girl: (looks at an ugly girl and says) That girl is a hanging mess.

After a hangover...
Boy: How are you?
Boy2: I'm a hanging mess

by Essexisme January 28, 2012

Shit in his Mess Kit

Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.

Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?

Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!

by dunkmonkey December 9, 2008

Eton mess

1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.

Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.

by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010

Butt Mess

a phrase meaning that someone just crapped themselves.

Shauna's mom had to throw out their couch because Shauna got her nasty Butt Mess all over it.

by dustbunnie August 7, 2007